April has been a great month for the ASCH. We had a successful workshop on PTSD and over 40 people turned out. Thanks to all those involved, especially Victoria and Ann. We are getting over double the number of regular hits on the ASCH website. We are receiving great levels of interest and bookings for the upcoming conference. We keep providing additional services and products for members and we are being rewarded with a constantly increasing number of new members. No doubt we will grow to be the largest association by continuing to do what we are doing. Well done everyone.

The early bird ends for conference 30th April - act now. Can book online CLICK HERE

Your ASCH Journal in the post (vol 31 Number 1 Autumn 2010)

Have you got product that you sell? All members can now place their products on our website for sale to the general public. We are getting an average of 2800 hits per month. This saves you trying to organise a shopping cart for just a few mp3s and could make you some extra money without having to do very much at all. Call us for more details. 1300 720 525.

Is Branding really that important? YES!! say the experts.

So, see the exciting launch of a New brand in the complimentary field. The "ASCH Hypnotherapist" is an exclusive club. Promotional DLs that you can personalise with your details and proudly place in the offices of chiropractors, Doctors etc to promote your services as the closest member of this exclusive group. This is only available to Full and Registered members. You can buy them in lots of just 100 if you put your own stamp on them, or lots of 200 if you want them overprinted with your details.

Have a look!  CLICK HERE

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?"
His wife replied "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.."
"It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back.."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife..."

His funeral service will be held on Friday.